Kids are quick

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .  MARIA:  Here it is.  TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America  ? 
CLASS:   Maria. 

TEACHER:   John,   why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:   You told me to do it without using tables. 

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'  GLENN:   K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:  No,  that's wrong 
GLENN:  Maybe it is wrong,  but you asked me how I spell it.   (I  Love  this kid)

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula  for water? 
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking  about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.  

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years  ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:  Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. '     
MILLIE: I  is.. 
TEACHER: No,  Millie….. Always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:All right… 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down  his father's cherry tree, but also admitted  it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand

TEACHER: Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers  before eating? 
SIMON: No sir, I don't  have to, my Mom is a good  cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE :  No, sir. It's the same  dog.

TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who  keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD: A teacher 

Thanks Denny

FunStuff / Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:18:24 GMT

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